yes, i want to hear your opinion
I’ve gotten really into reading Netflix customer reviews. I love hearing what people say about movies that I’m sure are truly awful. I mean, it’s no Tony Scott but really, it’s sort of awesome.
2 out of 5 stars for The Bonesetter Returns
(Tagline: He’s back to set things wrong)
“The townspeople thought they had killed the Bonesetter, but here he is again hunting children. How original! We have lots of scum hunting down children all over America, why do we need this guy? And, heres that R word again! The real town retard is the person who is so stupid to use that word. Gather family and friends to make a home movie and put Debbie Rochon in it for two minutes to suck in people like me who are obsessed. Way to go Brett. You got me. I really hate it when you rely on deux ex machina more than once in a story. As to the second feature, well, this was certainly a better movie than Bonesetter Returns. The story was interesting and the acting was far superior. Actors start dying off while trying to do a cursed play. When we finally learn the reason behind the murders, hey, wait a minute, who killed the janitor? Yes, we are left with a mystery that was not solved. Shame on you, Brett. Thats not fair! I enjoyed the movie - except for the end. I am really looking forward to see how Kelly does with his next film and a different person writing.”
